New York Mayor Bloomberg seems to think his 27 billion dollar fortune somehow qualifies him to speak on behalf of the oppressed masses in regard to gun rights and 2nd amendment constitutional rights. Not.
Michael Bloomberg’s Gun Control Ads
Tag: New York
Honkies Allowed!
Bloomberg said HONKIES ALLOWED IN NEW YORK!
New York Secedes : A New Nation Dedicated To Genetic Profiling
For those of you grown accustomed to looking at the world though the cynical eyes of jaded satire – this isn’t satire. It is the real thing.
Corn Cob Mafia Starving Kids In Guatemala
I am shocked and saddened on both counts. Our energy use has already been called an addiction. Once started, consumption of human food resources to fuel vehicles will never stop.
My Old Boots | New York Schools Long Schedule
An old pair of boots are comfortable and warm like a puppy dog or an old friend. After reading this morning that schools in several states are headed to a longer, nearly year around schedule, I recalled an column I wrote years ago when Huntsville did the same thing. My perspective hasn’t changed so I […]
Growing Some Funky Chinese Onions
I would like to say that I truly appreciate the candor of my three subsidiaries: The New York Times (Chinese News Site Cites Onion On Kim Jong Un Piece), The Onion, and The People’s Daily, in further exposing the importance of my work. Satire is an important mechanism whereby intelligent people are challenged to review […]
Onion | Petraeus Weds Broadwell | Terry Jones Officiating | Jill Kelley Asks Threesome
When I started checking references for this column I had in mind something cheeky and gratuitous. The trysts of the rich and famous bore me. Then it got juicy and even more serious than I expected – and cheeky and gratuitous…
Shakin Bakin Debate III
The Bake The Japanese have a concept called the “one hundred years war.” Simply enough, losing a battle does not mean losing the war. When the war is a hundred years long the other wars, like WW II or Viet Nam, are only single battles in the larger scheme. A long term war requires long […]
Debate II – Ho Hum Conundrum
Rancorous maybe, but I really didn’t see the second debate as exceptional amoung debates. Obama did as expected. He sharpened focus and displayed more assertiveness. Romney was predictable as usual, flip flopping consistently. Neither offered any new information, and only reinforced their agenda in the debate. No wonder then that the media, and some of […]
Presidential Reality Check
The reality is, you have been lied to by both major political parties. Understanding what is important in this election depends on understanding what is real, and what is true. The United States economy is in decline. The fact is, since the inevitable lowering of trade barriers decades ago through NAFTA and GATT, jobs in […]
CRAP! Mitt Romney’s “Bane Capital”
(Whatever happened to the Hollywood movie “911” released a few months before 911?) Yesterday, and a few days before, the character “Bane” in the new Batman movie was scrutinized by news media as a deliberate reference by Hollywood – Warner Brothers, to Romney’s Bain Capital. Today, in the wake of the massacre in Aurora Colorado, […]
DEATH OF A NATION
There was a reason why it was called “Independence Day,” aka the 4th of July. In the beginning, the American colonies got together and decided they didn’t much care for the oppressive tyranny of the English Crown and King George. Thousands of American soldiers sacrificed their lives so that we might live independently. And, incidentally, […]
