I would like to say that I truly appreciate the candor of my three subsidiaries: The New York Times (Chinese News Site Cites Onion On Kim Jong Un Piece), The Onion, and The People’s Daily, in further exposing the importance of my work. Satire is an important mechanism whereby intelligent people are challenged to review […]
Month: November 2012
Homeless Deadbeats | Homeless Guru Kevin Barbieux | WHNT-19
Malice, hate, and greed never cease to amaze me. While I still am not a democrat, and consider Obama to be the inception of the communist era in the United States, I cannot comprehend republicans who denigrate and ridicule the unemployed as lazy, telling them to go to school, get out of their hammock, and […]
Apocalypse | World Ending December 21 | Repent You Heathens!
For those who are just now finding out, or maybe you just realized as the reality is finally sinking in – the world comes to an end in just a few short weeks on December 21, 2012. I thought it would be a good idea to consider some advance preparation, except this is the first […]
The Huntsville Times Delivers A Thanksgiving Slap In The Face
Seldom have I seen such an obnoxious sign-off for loyal customers. One thing is for certain, the Huntsville Times print edition is a lame attempt to accomplish nothing more than run interference against any would be competitors who might try to step in and fill the empty space created by the three day print schedule. […]
Onion | Petraeus Weds Broadwell | Terry Jones Officiating | Jill Kelley Asks Threesome
When I started checking references for this column I had in mind something cheeky and gratuitous. The trysts of the rich and famous bore me. Then it got juicy and even more serious than I expected – and cheeky and gratuitous…
Let The Dead Bury Their Own Dead
Whether Ray Brent Marsh was curbing costs, took the Biblical admonition a bit literally, or simply had a wedding to attend seems a little unclear. The situation certainly caused some grief and bears a second look.
Observing Veteran’s Day
But of course, there are so many who didn’t come home, and so many who come home with enduring injuries, and so the sadness of war remains – victory or not.
OBAMA WINS BY A LANDSLIDE!
Bob Schieffer of CBS, an elder stalwart of American politics, declared before the election that Obama surely would not win by a landslide. I would say 332 electoral votes to 206 electoral votes is a veritable landslide unto itself, even if it doesn’t reflect the popular vote. And of course, it doesn’t. At one point […]
Obama Wins The Simmering Wrath
It isn’t the historic first term of the first black president of the United States. But, it might be considered the historic first term of a new president of a new nation.
