Tag: Cult

Growing Some Funky Chinese Onions

I would like to say that I truly appreciate the candor of my three subsidiaries: The New York Times (Chinese News Site Cites Onion On Kim Jong Un Piece), The Onion, and The People’s Daily, in further exposing the importance of my work. Satire is an important mechanism whereby intelligent people are challenged to review […]

Shakin Bakin Debate III

The Bake The Japanese have a concept called the “one hundred years war.” Simply enough, losing a battle does not mean losing the war. When the war is a hundred years long the other wars, like WW II or Viet Nam, are only single battles in the larger scheme. A long term war requires long […]

Critiquing The Speaking

Thank you for joining me in last night’s debate. I am pleased to announce, based on arbitrary polling by www.tocc.tv: JIM CASEY WON THE DEBATE! ABOUT OBAMA Obama did what he’s been doing throughout the campaign. He stayed back, stayed cool, carried the ball, and let Romney take enough rope to hang himself – which […]