Being from Huntsville, I like to revisit this one this time of year. It really takes all kinds, and this time of year they all seem to come out of the woodwork.
Tag: Onion
NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Says Obama Can Pay For Sandy Hook
And he’s exactly right. The freedom and independence, and unalienable rights, that are recognized by the constitution have already been paid for by far more and too much blood to be flushed down the toilet of histrionic socialists. In order to end WWII, the decision was made to drop nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. […]
USA Today Chief Editor David Callaway Stinks Like Chinese Onion
I n response to USA Today editor-in-chief David Callaway’s editorial column: Kids died in Connecticut school shooting, but not in China attack. Column: Time to take a stand on gun control Dear USA Today, That’s satire right? Or is it mind boggling socialist / communist propaganda. So, your job is done, but not really. Too […]
Growing Some Funky Chinese Onions
I would like to say that I truly appreciate the candor of my three subsidiaries: The New York Times (Chinese News Site Cites Onion On Kim Jong Un Piece), The Onion, and The People’s Daily, in further exposing the importance of my work. Satire is an important mechanism whereby intelligent people are challenged to review […]
Onion | Petraeus Weds Broadwell | Terry Jones Officiating | Jill Kelley Asks Threesome
When I started checking references for this column I had in mind something cheeky and gratuitous. The trysts of the rich and famous bore me. Then it got juicy and even more serious than I expected – and cheeky and gratuitous…
Biden Paybacks Be Crazy
Biden Puts The Chains on Ryan! Talk about media bias. If you are not aware, I generally watch CBS for news and political information. Not that I always agree with them, I don’t. But I really couldn’t abide a steady dose of an onion breath radish like Martha Radditz – yuck! The bias of which […]
