Doug Jones

  • Vintage Editorials

    Toya Graham Bonobo Monkey Mom

    It’s impossible for me to believe that there are people who would actually call Toya Graham a hero. Of course, a parent should be concerned and even involved when their child is about to do something that could get them into serious trouble. On the other hand, if she had been a good parent to begin with, he probably wouldn’t have picked up the rock to begin with.

    Got Sirius?

    The real event is so understated that most still think it’s all about Howard. I wonder if he even knows just how lucky he is, ha ha ha, as he walks laughing all the way to the bank I suppose he understands the money. But, it’s about much more than money. It’s about the entire industrial revolution. It’s about evangelism, it’s about sending the English language to the four corners of the world…and man to the moon…

    About The Downtown Rescue Mission (DRM)

    Many people need help or benefits, and they should get that help. However, the payoff to the DRM And it’s business operators is part of the problem, and I advise that they receive no contributions. And, maybe like the automatic AEA payroll deductions that proved to be extortive, United Way contributions should also be reevaluated.

    Boston Terrorism Style Gun Control

    A perfect plantation system where you get only what you need to insure you’re productive for your duties, while eliminating personal discretion in just about everything you do, say, eat, or where you go. Healthy slaves is productive slaves.

    Obama Got Your Face

    For the facial recognition record, it is my opinion that state legislator Mike Ball should shut his mouth and swallow his own cannabidiol oil.

    Neil Armstrong – Hero Of The American Pyramid

    In MANY ways, he is the most identifiable icon of “the American
    century,” and therefore, he will be one of the most identifiable icons
    in all of world history…