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    Huntsville Schools Superintendent, Great White Hope Casey Wardynski, Propagating Socialism

    Casey Wardynski, once considered to be the great white hope sent to restore the order and save civilization from denigrating socialist policy, is now purporting a system of socialist indoctrination to overcome the shortcomings of good white-folk families and the incompetance of educators who themselves lack self-discipline.

    The News Today About Tomorrow

    A few weeks ago I published a column discussing the apocalyptic advance of all things digital. The column highlights the recent decision by the Huntsville Times to follow a three day hardcopy publishing schedule beginning sometime this fall. In the column I chastise The Huntsville Times and Al.com for being impetuous in their publishing decisions: […]

    Pussy Riots Upended By Putin

    The brave young nubiles taking a stand for women everywhere. Then again, depending on your perspective, you might just see a touch of satire in Putin’s sanctions.

    Huntsville Bus Station Spotlight – Ass Whoopin

    There is, however, substantial evidence that this event was deliberately orchestrated to place a spotlight on the Lee High School Bus conspiracy massacre that occurred near this location in 2006, and is part of a conspiracy inspired and orchestrated by the recently announced seditious caliphate lead by Connecticut Governor Daniel P. Malloy, and US President Barack Obama. In short, this event is a conspiracy and a premeditated act of domestic terrorism by definition.