• Vintage Editorials

    The Contemptible Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Going Down Again

    Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore

    Dear “Christian” Alabamian, please take off your shoes and socks and stick your toes out in front of a vehicle rolling by on the street. I only hope I can offend the morons that much who actually voted to return Roy Moore to office after he had been removed the first time. This argument comes up over and over again, and it truly is tiresome, but some people just don’t get it. It isn’t about your faith, it isn’t about whether or not you are a Christian, it isn’t about whether or not you agree with same sex marriage. It’s about the constitution stupid.

    BREAKING NEWS: Future Skatepark Shootouts To Be Video Taped

    The gun battle that took place at the Lydia Gold skate park, located on Cleveland Avenue in downtown Huntsville, occurred in broad daylight with dozens of witnesses. I guess Bill Kling thinks video taping a gun fight will somehow make it safer.

    It’s A Bomb!

    Oh, I got it all right. Jose L. Gonzales doesn’t have constitutional rights because he isn’t a United States citizen. Well my friend, neither are you anymore.

    II) CBS News Make Over

    I see with consternation and sadness that Dan Rather is throwing in the towel at CBS once and for all. I hadn’t realized how old Dan is until all the raucous over his tenure had come up lately. Seventy-four has even got Paul McCartney beat. Frankly, I think Dan got a raw deal in the […]

    One In A Million: Billion Dollar Sky

    As is my custom, I am again presenting this page in regard to the 911 attack on America. As you will see, I’ve got a bit of a rebuke for the think straight sinners who sometimes don’t seem to see the whole picture. One In A Million: Billion Dollar Sky Just this week, Islamic jihad […]

    Jim Casey Addresses The UN General Assembly

    While Kofi Annon has not yet called upon me to deliver my foreign policy address to the General Assembly of the United Nations, I thought I would offer some frank observations and congenial assertions in regard to my foreign policy agenda when elected president, and in particular in response to the Gentlemen President from Iran, […]