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  • Vintage Editorials

    Bloomberg’s Disgusting Garbage

    re: Today’s NYT’s Thousands March to Protest “Stop-and-Frisk” As described in today’s article, there isn’t any room for discussion – stop and frisk is unequivocally, blatantly, unconstitutional. The first answer to correct New York’s problems should be an indictment and prosecution of Michael Bloomberg for what is apparently tantamount to sedition. He doesn’t get to […]

    Do It Right Now – Full Repeal And Then Replace ACA

    Medicare for all doesn’t have to start like a Cadillac. Tough decisions will always have to be made about weather to cover a half-million dollar procedure for one person, or a five hundred dollar procedure for a thousand people. But, in order to be a fair and consistent system, it has to start off offering the same benefits to everyone.

    The Communist Responsibility Error

    Some folks have said that if you didn’t vote, then you don’t have an excuse to gripe about government. There was a time when I probably would have been guilty of making that same remark.

    Obama Smoked One Joint Too Many

    The rhetoric is false, deceptive, and dangerous. For Obama and the gun control nuts, this is still the United States of America, and there is still a constitutional process involved in changing policy and laws. The 2nd amendment doesn’t guarantee your right to own a shotgun for hunting, it does recognize your unalienable right to […]

    The Venus Transit

    I just finished my photography session of the Venus Transit. Not having the best equipment for solar photography, I set up a reflective system using binoculars onto a white piece of cardboard…

    PUFF! The Wizard Of Journalism

    Wow. There are times in my challenged way of life that I stop and think how extraordinarily lucky I am to be a journalist at this time. I am not a newspaper man. I most certainly am not the Editor & Publisher of the Daily Oxymoron. An oxymoron unto itself, but all things in context. […]