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  • Vintage Editorials

    Obama Wins The Simmering Wrath

    It isn’t the historic first term of the first black president of the United States. But, it might be considered the historic first term of a new president of a new nation.

    Ain’t Importing Slaves Already Illegal?

    Ain’t Importing Slaves Already Illegal?

    Yes! Virginia, I AM A Journalist!

    I remember more than eight years ago when I began discovering the Internet and all it’s potential. There was no such thing as a “blogger” back in those days. The best computers were likely still running on 400 cpus, or less, and the idea of audio and video were seriously hampered by immanently slow connection […]

    Remembering Challenger Thirty Years On

    Folks like to talk about where they were “when it happened” and I remember well. I was standing outside of a retail store, on a sidewalk in the cold air looking at snow and ice on the ground, when an acquaintance walked up and told me about it.

    Delusion Is Done

    The break down of the American family is a problem that everyone will eventually reap the consequences of. Kids, especially young children, are more grounded and more secure when they have that contact with their mother in the nurturing years. Kids who grow up latchkey are more prone to violence and to getting into trouble. […]

    Run For It !!! It’s An Asteroid !

    Just click on the Asteroids game in the sidebar and you can blast away my entire website! Use the arrow keys to move the spaceship and the space-bar to shoot. You win with this variation on the classic game.