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    Film Legend Charlton Heston Appears In Huntsville

    Overcast skies threatened to put a damper on the party, however, Mr. Heston saved the day. Keeping in step with his omnipotent portrayal of Moses in “The Ten Commandments” he stepped to the microphone just as a light drizzle subsided and intoned “glad to do it.”

    Write-in Jim Casey For Senate 2017 Campaign

    If you’re a conservative in Alabama, you are branded by both candidates as a “fascist.” If you’re tired of the non-choices for elected office, send them a message and Write-in Jim Casey for Senate of December 12th.

    [ Jim Casey Campaign for Senate ]

    Gina Haspel & Torture: When Negotiating Shouldn’t Be An Option

    Gina Haspel is either morally reprobate, or incompetent. She needs reeducation and really shouldn’t be allowed to remain in the CIA much less promoted to Director of the CIA.

    Rascally Oakwood College Students Have Protest History Other Than Ferguson

    As mentioned in this column title, Oakwood College students have a history of protest and kudos to them for responsible public action. They protested last week during rush hour traffic and pulled it off without violence or even an arrest, and still managed to shut down traffic on University Drive for several minutes.

    R.I.P. Glenn Allen Koch, Sr. 1953 – 2015

    For those non-the-wiser, “Koch” is pronounced like the popular soft drink “Coke” and is a double-entendre whose meaning is defined most literally as “coal” not unlike what you burn in a bar-b-cue grill, but is also used to refer colloquially to the Human “coke” machine…

    The New McCarthyism And The Growing Constitutional Crisis

    Anarchy and organized crime rule the day while demogogues pretend to hold an election. I think maybe that’s why we have the second amendment to begin with.