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    The Million Munchkin March

    If the ulterior motives of greed and power win – we all loose. The school shootings are literally a war, orchestrated to overthrow our most basic constitutional values. That cannot be allowed to be achievable.

    Growing Some Funky Chinese Onions

    I would like to say that I truly appreciate the candor of my three subsidiaries: The New York Times (Chinese News Site Cites Onion On Kim Jong Un Piece), The Onion, and The People’s Daily, in further exposing the importance of my work. Satire is an important mechanism whereby intelligent people are challenged to review […]

    Trump Supreme Court Nominee Neil Gorsuch Sustains Pattern Of Extremism

    All in all Gorsuch seems like a good choice to replace Scalia, well educated, consistent, and even tempered. Unfortunately, his one notable credential is exactly the one that I consider to be one of the biggest dangers to our constitutional jurisprudence…

    Hoo Sane Chrissy Chris Cyberspace Plan It Eater

    Hoo Sane Chrissy Chris Cyberspace Plan It Eater