Obituary

  • Vintage Editorials

    Growing Some Funky Chinese Onions

    I would like to say that I truly appreciate the candor of my three subsidiaries: The New York Times (Chinese News Site Cites Onion On Kim Jong Un Piece), The Onion, and The People’s Daily, in further exposing the importance of my work. Satire is an important mechanism whereby intelligent people are challenged to review […]

    Apocalypse | World Ending December 21 | Repent You Heathens!

    For those who are just now finding out, or maybe you just realized as the reality is finally sinking in – the world comes to an end in just a few short weeks on December 21, 2012. I thought it would be a good idea to consider some advance preparation, except this is the first […]

    Of Einstein, Beer, And Things Related

    Hooo… weeeee…. look at that bunch in the photo. You might think they was out for a stroll on New Years day. They ain’t though. They was out running around in downtown Huntsville way back in September of 1999. Can you remember back that far? That wasn’t just last year, not just the last century […]

    Obama’s Wetback Folly

    Incidentally, I consider illegal immigration a hate crime against black men. It seems to me that Obama placed the fatal bullet in his own foot when he endorsed gay marriage. It was said he capitulated because he needed the money, from suspect sources, for the campaign. Suspect sources, Mitt Romney’s bosses too, are the aristocrats […]

    Somewhere Over The DOMA

    At some point, you have to wonder whether what you have is a Roman orgy, or maybe it’s just a universal healthcare insurance co-op.

    OBAMA WINS BY A LANDSLIDE!

    Bob Schieffer of CBS, an elder stalwart of American politics, declared before the election that Obama surely would not win by a landslide. I would say 332 electoral votes to 206 electoral votes is a veritable landslide unto itself, even if it doesn’t reflect the popular vote. And of course, it doesn’t. At one point […]