Editorials

The Doomsday Wrath Of Rev. Jim Casey

THE WORLD COMES TO AN END ON DECEMBER 21ST, 2012. THE FOOLS WILL LEARN. REPENT! AND SHOW YOUR GOOD WORKS THAT YOU SHALL BE REDEEMED!There are some things you can do to prepare. First, follow this link for step by step instructions: APOCALYPSE! WORLD COMES TO AN END DECEMBER 21st, REPENT YOU HEATHENS!Then, the most […]

Growing Some Funky Chinese Onions

I would like to say that I truly appreciate the candor of my three subsidiaries: The New York Times (Chinese News Site Cites Onion On Kim Jong Un Piece), The Onion, and The People’s Daily, in further exposing the importance of my work. Satire is an important mechanism whereby intelligent people are challenged to review […]