Rev. Jim Casey Doomsday Beer Truck Update | Marshall Herff Applewhite

I have made arrangements to procure a fully loaded beer truck in preparation for whatever comes tomorrow. Be advised. If you have not made your contribution, I cannot gaurantee your beer ration should you be left behind.


POST EVENT RELIEF FUND
(Or, go to Paypal and send your cash contribution to jimcasey@tocc.tv . Do it now!)


This morning I was reminded that there are and have been “Doomsday” cults before. Many will remember Marshall Herff Applewhite and the “Heaven’s Gate” Doomsday cult that commited suicide in 1997. There is no point in panicking. Just wait to see what happens. There is no reason to rush to Doomsday, whenever or however it happens to be. Hind sight is 20/20 and so my motto is:


KILL A BEER NOT YOURSELF!

All the more reason to invest in the POST EVENT RELIEF FUND. Make your contribution right now while there’s still time!

Don’t forget to check here tomorrow at 11:21 a.m. For more information. And again, God bless you and GOOD LUCK!

— The Rev. Jim Casey

The Rev. Jim Casey is not a 501c3.

FOOTNOTE: As I prepare this missive, the skies are darkened, the wind is howling, and the rain is falling hard…


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