• Vintage Editorials

    A Straight Eye For The Queer Guy(and binoculars for the colored folks)

    You know, it’s funny, in a queer sort of way. I can remember a good friend of mine from long ago who once chastised me quite roundly for the inappropriate use of the word “queer.” He (only a friend mind you) informed me that words like “gay” and “queer” were good words gone bad when […]

    Growing Some Funky Chinese Onions

    I would like to say that I truly appreciate the candor of my three subsidiaries: The New York Times (Chinese News Site Cites Onion On Kim Jong Un Piece), The Onion, and The People’s Daily, in further exposing the importance of my work. Satire is an important mechanism whereby intelligent people are challenged to review […]

    Shakin Bakin Debate III

    The Bake The Japanese have a concept called the “one hundred years war.” Simply enough, losing a battle does not mean losing the war. When the war is a hundred years long the other wars, like WW II or Viet Nam, are only single battles in the larger scheme. A long term war requires long […]

    Toya Graham Bonobo Monkey Mom

    It’s impossible for me to believe that there are people who would actually call Toya Graham a hero. Of course, a parent should be concerned and even involved when their child is about to do something that could get them into serious trouble. On the other hand, if she had been a good parent to begin with, he probably wouldn’t have picked up the rock to begin with.

    The TOCC TV Endorsement: What The F*ing Trump ?!!

    TOCC TV endorses The Jim Casey Write-In campaign !!! I listened this morning to some of Trump’s “pivot” speech explaining his first 100 days in office, and while I didn’t agree with everything he put forth, I wondered as did the radio commentators, why he hadn’t taken this different approach six weeks ago. And I […]

    Will Donald Trump Become King George Reincarnated?

    So many American’s are mighty proud to stand up and say that we will not change our way of life, that we will not change our values, that we will not cave to the pressures of the terrorism that we see abroad or experience here at home. And yet, that is exactly what we have already done – ad naseum.