• Vintage Editorials

    The Histrionic Left (I Mean Gone) Brain Dead Liberals

    Why keep pandering to the swingset crowd? There won’t be any third graders voting in November.

    CBS Survivor Island Will Rock Your Crazy Boat!

    Survivor Island is just a show, and whether or not John Rocker wins that game, Obamacare and neo-Nazism are no game. The constitution, and literally the future of this country, are being threatened by genomics gone wild. There is already no question in my mind, the cure will prove to be worse than the disease that may not even exist anyway.

    Alabama Brody Bill Ultimate Legal Hypocrisy

    Never underestimate the histrionic whims of an Alabama politician. Or, for that matter, the histrionic whims of the entire Alabama legislature. Indeed, Alabama has just set the highest standard for the worst law possible.

    Giving Huntsville’s Tent City The Hateful Boot

    Tent City is now being threatened by ALDOT with an illegal and unconstitutional eviction from the camp which has been in existence for nearly 20 years. State officials have made a number of excuses for shutting down the camp, all of which ring somewhere in the range from moronic to ridiculous.

    The McBoom Heard Around The World

    Unlike The Cannon Ball Run, which almost certainly indicates prescient knowledge by city planners on some level (of the impending Lee High Bus Massacre) this street was probably named before the massacre was orchestrated… maybe. Unfortunately, it does appear that the reflective concept ultimately provided inspiration to extend the event.

    Boston Terrorism Style Gun Control

    A perfect plantation system where you get only what you need to insure you’re productive for your duties, while eliminating personal discretion in just about everything you do, say, eat, or where you go. Healthy slaves is productive slaves.